Cold Comfort Foodie Gifts

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Bless You."

I love Cannelloni

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Rude Snowpeople

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Ice Cream Flavors

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"