Culinary Comfort Seeker Gifts

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.