Culinary Comfort Seeker Pillows

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Rump roast?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Pet a Puppy

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.