Cold Climate Pillows

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Keeping warm.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The sea 2050.

Electric Blanket.

A guide to seasons in the North East

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Ice Fishing

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Dog Igloo.

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Keep Off The Hay

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'