Cold Climate Prints

"Great. The freezer's broken. Now what?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Keeping warm.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Bed Seasons

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The sea 2050.

Electric Blanket.

A guide to seasons in the North East

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Ice Fishing

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Dog Igloo.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

Keep Off The Hay

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning