Cold Climate Dreamers Pillows

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Dog Igloo.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Siesta-time

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Snowman Magic

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

igloo smoking zone...

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Igloo Building.

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

Hibernation Clock.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

Wintertime Barometer.

"CCCOOOLD!"

'I forgot to get show tires.'