Cold Climate Dreamers Gifts

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Dog Igloo.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Siesta-time

Snowman Magic

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

igloo smoking zone...

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Hibernation Clock.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

Winter. I'm starting to think it's not coming at all.

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

Wintertime Barometer.

'I forgot to get show tires.'

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.