Cohabitation Comedy Seeker Pillows

"You finished in there yet?"

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'... And this is my cellar.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

Noah's ark, many lions

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Zoo animals.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Just a little seasoning...

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Birds on the wing