Cohabitation Comedy Seeker Pillows

"You finished in there yet?"

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'... And this is my cellar.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Zoo animals.

Noah's ark, many lions

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'