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Rick decides to save his real lyrics for when someone is actually listening.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

National Coffee Day

Decapitated coffee.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

How About Serving Us For a Change

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Kitty's Coffee Shop

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

The Coffee Tattoo

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'