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The prying mantis,

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

You've Had Enough!

Joined at the hipster.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Night-shift entrance

How About Serving Us For a Change

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"Help me on this one, Jimbo. What I want to do here is fire you."

Hipster Coffee

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Man feeding coffee to birds from park bench.

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.