Coding Kid Gifts

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Hardware and software

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"He's my school project for science class."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Silicon Vale

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Open Source.

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Playing dustbins

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

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