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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

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"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Obsession with the Internet.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Computer games