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'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

A man on deserted island is watching a ship sink as barrels of coconuts drift towards him...

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split Personality

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Plum jam...

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

End of Year Figs.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"No. You turn over."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"We have a favor to ask."