Coconuts Mugs

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

A man on deserted island is watching a ship sink as barrels of coconuts drift towards him...

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Plum jam...

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Apricots

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"No. You turn over."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

William Tell

Lovers dressed as pears

Banana Smoothie

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"We have a favor to ask."

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."