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Introducing Roach-Hab.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

A Cow Striptease

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

Melody Cockroach.

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

"And lately I've been feeling very sluggish!"

Desert Island Game

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

Happiness versus Sadness

"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"

'How's the diet coming?'

'Don't kid yourself. Humans have chemical weapons, and they'll use them.'

"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"

"Oh s**t, it’s ICE!"