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How coal creates jobs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

Sportswasher's

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."

"He's being retrained."

Early American Executive Washroom

Keystone XL Pipeline

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

On sale at the Enbridge gift shop.

"They're the socially conscious fund fairy and the margin call devil."

Arthur Scargill, 7.13am, 25th December 1984.

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

Courage Frosty. Courage.

I thought you ordered the barrels.

"Now, don't go and do anything over the weekend that will upset the price of crude oil."

Coal-Fired Pizza

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...

Arthur Scargill

The three bears complaining about their carbon.

Fuel Costs