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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

Sportswasher's

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"He's being retrained."

Early American Executive Washroom

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."

Keystone XL Pipeline

"They're the socially conscious fund fairy and the margin call devil."

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

Arthur Scargill, 7.13am, 25th December 1984.

Courage Frosty. Courage.

I thought you ordered the barrels.

"Now, don't go and do anything over the weekend that will upset the price of crude oil."

Coal-Fired Pizza

Arthur Scargill

The three bears complaining about their carbon.

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...

Fuel Costs

"Buy my soul?! A bit late for that. . . I'm a lobbyist for the coal industry."