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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

Agreeable Noises

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

At the CEO Store: 'Third Floor: Loopholes, Scapegoats, Acccounting Irregularities.'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

How coal creates jobs

"He's being retrained."

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

'Would you mind if I made a few calls while I carefully listen to your ideas?'

'Cute.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

'What do you mean, 'Bloort'?'

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

Born leader

Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...

The North American Indian version of In & Out trays

'Crawl in!'

"Buy my soul?! A bit late for that. . . I'm a lobbyist for the coal industry."

"As long as we're here, we'll always be in the black."

A Man Recieving His Wages.