Charcoal Chief Mugs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

An angry barbecue.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Agreeable Noises

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

At the CEO Store: 'Third Floor: Loopholes, Scapegoats, Acccounting Irregularities.'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

How coal creates jobs

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"He's being retrained."

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

'Would you mind if I made a few calls while I carefully listen to your ideas?'

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'What do you mean, 'Bloort'?'

'Cute.'

Born leader

The North American Indian version of In & Out trays

'Crawl in!'

Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...

"Buy my soul?! A bit late for that. . . I'm a lobbyist for the coal industry."

A Man Recieving His Wages.

Australia Exports Coal and Burns

"I swear, I'm a canary too! Look! It's just that I've finished my shift in the coal mine and haven't showered yet..."