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Dad’s Homework Assignment

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

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'But you said to clean my room.'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

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'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

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"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'