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'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

What else is there to wish for?

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Cristiano Ronaldo

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"He gave me an 'F' on my resume."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

'Our coach telecommutes.'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"Sit!"

"If you wish to see your artwork displayed, don't forget your bio."

"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"

"Don't forget to stop to take a selfie of smelling the roses and post it on social media."

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

What football coaches and players can learn from a loss

Boss's Office. He said if my work continues to suffer he'll have to put it out its misery.

"It's not a riot, Dear. It's a football game."

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

Vuvuzela bin.

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

"There's something missing on your resume'..."

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

C'mon, dude, do you have to be environmentally conscious about everything? Boo! You Stink. 26. 11.

'I think I just got a hit.'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"I was named Prisoner of the Year for ten years running."

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