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Spring Training

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

Heaven

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Counselling Cash.

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Fisherman Funneral

'Money DOES make me happy.'

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"

'Binge thinker'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."