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The Other Cooperstown

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grace For Flies

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Wildlife

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Santa Claus's Mail

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Reach for the Star.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"First class, or with children?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Late night teddy reading

"She's been so creative lately."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'