Clydesdale Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A Gated Community.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Tosca on the balcony

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Violin Romance

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Charles Dickens.