Clydesdale Connoisseur Prints

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

A Gated Community.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Bleak House

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Tosca on the balcony

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Violin Romance

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.