Clutter Kindred Spirits Gifts

People Who Love Teleworking

Vaccine Spring

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

Town follows the snow plough.

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

The Creative Process

"The rest of the cubicle owners asked me to tell you to clean up your cubicle. You're bringing down the value of the other cubicles in the office."

Is clutter necessary?

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Shopping for an exercise bike

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

'And this is our look-in closet.'

'Dad, stop frolicking: You're embarassing me!'

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

"It's exactly 20 days until Christmas Eve...yet, I feel no anticipation, apprehension, earnestness or impatience. Only pure joy!"

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'