Clumsy Minstrel T-Shirts

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Cinemuck

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Dancing.

Spilt wine

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls