Clumsy Minstrel T-Shirts

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Showbiz Awards

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Cinemuck

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Dancing.

Spilt wine

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.