Clumsy Kid Advocate Gifts

'Dad, the kid who lives here has broken your hammer with his head.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

"Put it on my tab."

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

Violence against children.

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Danger: Do not love.

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

An apple core school

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

Kids and the economy

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

Begging cildren shivering in summer

Who Are We Kidding?

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

Human rights

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'