Clumsy Kid Gifts

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Scre

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'Dad, the kid who lives here has broken your hammer with his head.'

Unlucky sculpture.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls