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Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

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Only Clowns

UFO Shelter

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Birth Cake

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'I called in serious today.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

Bunny Hop Hug

"What? Too soon?"

'It's lonely at the big top.'

'Seriously folks...'