Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.
Cluedo Gifts
Looking for a gift that will intrigue and entertain a Cluedo enthusiast? Our collection features playful designs inspired by the classic murder mystery game, making them perfect for game nights or fans of detective stories. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these witty and stylish items will keep the mystery alive and add a fun twist to any space.
"Talk nerdy to me."
"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."
"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'
Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.
"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."
"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."
'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'
Only Clowns
UFO Shelter
OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...
Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.
Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.
"There's something very funny about those two!"
Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.
'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'
"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."
"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."
"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."
'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'
'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'
'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'
A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'
'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'
'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'
"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."
"What? Too soon?"
Birth Cake
'I called in serious today.'
'It's lonely at the big top.'
'Seriously folks...'
'Todd don't be such a clown...'
Bunny Hop Hug
Cluedo Gifts Collection
Cluedo Mugs
Explore our collection of Cluedo-themed mugs and find the perfect way to add a detective twist to your morning routine.
Cluedo Pillows
Bring the mystery home with our Cluedo-inspired pillows, perfect for adding a fun, detective-inspired touch to any room.
Cluedo Prints
Discover captivating Cluedo prints to decorate the walls of any mystery lover’s home or office.
Cluedo T-Shirts
Looking for a clever shirt? Check out our Cluedo-themed t-shirts and let their love for mystery shine through their wardrobe.