Cliché Aficionado Pillows

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'We have three minutes left.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Zoo: No Hunting.