Cliché Humor Fan Pillows

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Dog in casino.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

Fetch the Boomerang

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Bus for Giraffes.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Baby delivery

Scare Doe

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"Always a bridesmaid..."

Cards Galore.