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"Actually, I'm only doing entertainment law now."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Crab with a clown face.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Get crazy once in a while

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Clown Face Painting

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."