Clowning Around In The Desert T-Shirts

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Get crazy once in a while

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Every class has one. . .

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

"More helium."

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'