Clowning With Computers T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown God

Get crazy once in a while

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Crab with a clown face.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Face Painting

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'