Clowning Around In The Desert Gifts

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Get crazy once in a while

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Every class has one. . .

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Turn your head and laugh.

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Clown Delivering Babies.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"You're afraid of what?"

"More helium."

I Heart Juggling

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

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