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Pet Store: Clown Fish.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

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'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Clown walks balloon dog

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Turn your head and laugh.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Seriously?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

A skip full of fools.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"