Clown Fish Fan T-Shirts

"All I said was 'BOO'."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Civilized Salmon

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'What's that funny smell?'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"