Clownfish Lover Pillows

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown Wife

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Seriously?"

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "