Clownery Lover Pillows

"You're self-assessment form is a joke!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Wife

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Clown walks balloon dog

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Seriously?"

Only Clowns

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Turn your head and laugh.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Monster Clown

A skip full of fools.