Clown Antagonist Pillows

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

Children's Parties

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Get crazy once in a while

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Crab with a clown face.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown God

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Clown's Comedy Fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clown Face Painting

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Dog fetching clown shoes.