Clouds Gifts

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"It's to help prevent fallen angels."

Heaven's Pearly Gates - handicapped entrance around the side.

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

Pie in the sky.

'I always wore white clothing, so I would be visible to traffic, but then I was knocked down by a snow plough.'

'Wouldn't you know it? -- I sliced it right into Purgatory!'

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

'What annoys me is I'd just got the hang of my BlackBerry.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Pig flu??!'

Heavenly Desert Islands.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

You Are Here.

'Don't give me that, it's quite obvious your dog was on my cloud!'

Dumas, I don't know where your head's been, lately.'

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

Angel annoyed by traffic cones on clouds.

'Who needs choirs of Cherubim and Seraphim?'

"You are too overweight!"

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

"It doesn't help my diet that these clouds are made out of cotton candy."

Clouds

"They finally got around to reviewing his browsing history..."

Sleepy

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"I didn't expect them to be so lumpy."

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Bip."