Cloud Nine Thinker Gifts

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I still hate you."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Heavenly Take Out

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Prince in the Afterlife

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

Flight nap

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Home is where the Harp is.

OHMIGOD!

'I'm not thinking, that's the cloud.'

'Dress code?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

An awkward fear of heights...

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.