Cloud Nine Thinker Mugs

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Flight nap

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

OHMIGOD!

'I'm not thinking, that's the cloud.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

An awkward fear of heights...

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.