Cloud Nine Trainer Mugs

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Damn defibrillators.

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Heavenly Take Out

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

The Cheese God

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

Well, that routine physical didn

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

Whaddaya mean "oops"?

'Just because you were a good salesman doesn't mean you can come in!'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Site Acquired For 200,000 Homes

"I should totally appear to them."