Cloud Nine Loungers Pillows

'Mind if I smoke?'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Flight nap

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

OHMIGOD!

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

An awkward fear of heights...

"On the eighth day God really rested."

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Everest Sign in Heaven

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.