Cloud Nine Loungers Prints

'Mind if I smoke?'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I still hate you."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Prince in the Afterlife

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Flight nap

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Home is where the Harp is.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

OHMIGOD!

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Dress code?'

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

An awkward fear of heights...

"On the eighth day God really rested."

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

Everest Sign in Heaven

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.