Cloud Nine Lounger Pillows

"On the eighth day God really rested."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Flight nap

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

OHMIGOD!

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

An awkward fear of heights...

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...