Cloud Nine Lounger Mugs

"On the eighth day God really rested."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Whack A Soul.

"I still hate you."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Heavenly Take Out

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Prince in the Afterlife

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Flight nap

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

OHMIGOD!

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

Home is where the Harp is.

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Dress code?'

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Everest Sign in Heaven

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

An awkward fear of heights...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.