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"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

The Cheese God

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Well, that routine physical didn

"We're engaged!"

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

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"I should totally appear to them."

"Finally, right?"

'Would you prefer smoking, or non'